Have I failed you?
Is there a slight void you are experiencing?
Perhaps you feel like the world has tipped a bit on its axis.
Has the section of your brain where all things creative and inspired suddenly dulled and you feel the source of your muse has left you bewildered?
Last question where I make you think I am so full of myself and actually think that Two Tips Tuesday is that important to you...
Have I just completely ruined your day that I dare do a post that is bereft of not one nifty little tip but two?
There.
I have made a complete fool of myself for thinking Two Tips Tuesday is the foundation of my blog and I am otherwise purposeless without it. To be honest, it is a relief that I can come here and confess that I am spent for the time being. Mentally exhausted from this life as a wife, mommy, and somewhat consistent blogger. I got nothing, friends. I tried some things this week but they just did not work. So I decided to share with you my "fail attempt tips" that should make you smile.
How about how I tried making my own liquid starch from corn starch and water hoping to produce these magnificent eggs made out of ribbon or yarn or twine. You've seen them out there. What I really need is fabric stiffener or commercial liquid starch. But I am lazy, cheap and petrified to bring Cati out in public. You know. Since she has decided that being a legally defined public nuisance through shrill screaming and screaming the word "NOOOOOOOO." It is best described as a half growl that surprisingly mimics an electronic voice that deepens when the batteries begin to die. Frightening.
So at first, I tried using spray starch. I figured if I sprayed it directly into this pretty, plastic green cup I had on hand, fill it up and soak some yarn, it will work. I scoffed at the expiration date of 2007. How can it possibly not work? Um, hey craft genius. It expired like 3 years ago. But I press on. Determined not be intimidated by that mocking expiration date.
Finally, my fruitless efforts woke me up but not before I had a chance to leave it on the table hoping to find other inspiration and in the meantime my Ella drinking this expired starchy stuff in the pretty green cup. Poison control was gracious and only slightly snickered at my panicked call. I mean, wouldn't you panic if the can says "could be fatal if inhaled?" I figured digesting it would prove more harmful. Fortunately, corn starch is the primary ingredient and did I mention it was expired? 3 years ago? I did? Oh, good.
After I make the corn starch concoction and decide that since I could possibly have a Guiness Book of World Records dental floss collection (Father-in-law is a dentist and my father is just plain fanatical about dental care) maybe that might work to starch and wrap around a balloon shaped egg. I decided that the minty smell was actually a bonus to this flash of brilliance but it also did not work. Back to the drawing board.
Next attempt at a fun tip was making a sconce out of a picture frame and glass votive holder. But as I went to purchase these items with both Ella and Cati inside the cart, they decided to experiment with gravity, laws of physics, and shelves full of these glass votives.
It was time to not only vacate the premises but flee the city.
Just so you know she is not demonically possessed I am sharing this sweet moment on Saturday by inserting this quick pic of the girls. See? She shares. Screams like a loon in all places public but I take what I can get.
I guess now I should say I am sorry for no Two Tips. I am here, at home this Monday night, just daydreaming about my future house with my husband and mentally redesigning the master bedroom and bathroom. I have so many ideas and so little cash. Sigh. Groan.
Ahh, but I never fear a challenge. Wait, let me show you this future bathroom of ours. Do you want to see it? Remember, it is unfinished but think of it as a fresh canvas. Please keep in mind we had a camera full of dead batteries and only used a cell phone for these pictures. But look at our current master bath for this house we are patiently waiting for the bank to approve on...
Here is the tub. What on earth is up with this blah and ugly gray tile? I think if I kept it I would feel like I was bathing in a jail cell. Do jail cells have garden tubs? And what is that ripped up paper thing. I do NOT want to know.
Doesn't the blue painter's tape look menacing? Wouldn't you be afraid an alarm bell would go off if nature called while looking at this house? Would you risk it? I sure didn't. And with the unfinished floor it just felt...shudder...gross. But there is the loo. And the attractive dull gray toilet roll dispenser.
Suddenly, I feel closer to each of you. Here I am sharing with you my future commode. It feels intimate. We must be digging deep together, friends. Are you feeling our bond grow like I am?
Last but certainly not least would be this fabulous pink double vanity. The picture is awful but so is the vanity so I have spared you from defiling your eyes. I have a complete devotion to the color pink but you will find almost NONE OF IT IN MY DECOR. My style is kinda cottage, a pinch of beachy, a dash of shabby, a huge dose of comfortable and cozy but NO PINK in my bathroom. I think I have made myself abundantly clear on pink in my bathroom.
So I leave you all with no tips. And I will confess I inserted that picture of my girls after writing this post because there was no way I wanted my blog to appear on any of your blog lists with that unfinished bathroom as the photo that went with the post. Perhaps I have decor vanity issues but I accept this flaw with gusto. In fact, I embrace it.
I have not forgotten to give you a tour of Cati's room as part of my goodbye to this house. But it is strange to have one foot in one house and one in the other. I am sure so many of you can relate.
So happy Tuesday friends. Hope you enjoyed my failed attempts at tips and my ghetto pink future bathroom.










































